yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
my father, who I don’t see that often, just rang me up out of the blue to ask me how to connect his ‘nokia phone, you know the one, with the telephone internet box’
Have you ever met someone
And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.
And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.
The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
BloodyNightCon Europe (X)
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
katherine pierce in 1492
Calogero Cammalleri - Palma Ieri, 2012